Category Archives: Chiefs
‘This Is Not The Winning Team You’re Looking For.’
Here we can see (IN A COPYRIGHTED PHOTO FROM THE KANSAS CITY STAR THAT WE ARE IN NO WAY PASSING OFF AS OUR OWN SO PLEASE GIVE CREDIT TO THEM AND SEE THE FULL SET HERE — PHEW screenshot from … Continue reading
Chubby Horned Demon Invades Star Home Page, Frightens Small Children
Good. Lord. Thanks for kicking off my Sunday morning with something which will haunt my thoughts for perpetuity, Star. This is even worse than the notorious Neil Diamond/Hulk incident. The really sad part? That portly gentleman could probably play for … Continue reading
Crimson On The Corner
So it’s Red Friday (insert joke about our nation’s descent towards communism here), otherwise known as “Day The Panhandling Street Corner Hobos Color Coordinate Their Outfits To Disguise Themselves As Fundraisers.” Judging by this photo, it is also the day … Continue reading
Star‘s Troubles Embodied In Graphic v. Headline Accuracy War
So the Assemblage Of Mediocrity That Is The Kansas City Chiefs fell to their cross-state rivals tonight. No surprise there. But wait a second — maybe part of the problem is that no one could quite agree on what the … Continue reading
Chiefs Acknowledge Inevitability, Forfeit Season
And so the 2009-2010 season comes to a merciful end for the Kansas City Chiefs. The team, apparently admitting to itself that it doesn’t stand much of a chance against anyone this season, has decided to just avoid the suspense … Continue reading
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@Hilarity: OMG! No Tweets Drng Prctice? WTF, Chiefs?
If your idea of getting essential sports news is poring through the latest worthless, self-indulgent updates from pale white men who never became professional athletes, then this is a bad day for you. The Chiefs have Avada Kedavra’d the emerging … Continue reading
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Chiefs’ New Defensive Strategy To Be Built Upon Battling Man-Crustacean Hybrid Beasts
Clearly, the training at River Falls is preparing the Chiefs for that interleague game against the Race of Giant Mutant Lobster People. Sam Brownback warned us of such an enemy — little did we know their kind would first appear on … Continue reading
