Category Archives: Health
Constitutional Debate Erupts In Totally Appropriate Venue Of Star Letters Section
When the framers sat down to form our founding document in 1787, surely they could not have predicted that someday, somewhere, the best legal minds in the country would gather to debate the finer points of what our guiding compact … Continue reading
Local Catholic Leaders Officially Abandon Last Remaining Semblance Of J.C.’s Influence
Well. Evidently poverty, famine, war, and general evil-itude has been eradicated around these parts. Why else would professional instigators and barely-holy men Joseph Naumann and Robert Finn — ostensibly an archbishop and a bishop, though their suitability for those positions … Continue reading
The Caption? Saddest. Photo. Ever.
So what’s the saddest thing about this picture from yesterday’s health care reform meeting at Children’s Mercy? Is it a) the fact that our city’s mayor couldn’t even get a front row seat, b) that you just know he’s making … Continue reading
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Nurses Trick Lost, Confused Old Man With Plastic Baby
So here is former man of stature John Sidney McCain III, who dropped by our fair city yesterday in between reruns of Matlock, where he got a lesson in fake medicine. This Potemkin village of health care was hastily assembled … Continue reading
Fox 4 Offers Advice On How To Stop Worrying And Love The Living Dead
It’s not enough to worry about terrorists potentially moving in the neighborhood, now we should concern ourselves with the living dead? Could Mankind Survive a Zombie Attack? It’s a question that many people, typically after a drink or two, have … Continue reading
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KU Students Don’t Think Alcohol Education Will Affect Them At least not if they’ve eaten beforehand and take classes in moderation.
Filed under Education, Health, In the News
JoCo Leads Metro Area In Sexual Deviant Cardiovascular Health
Here’s a feather for your cap, Johnson Countians: your county is setting the standard in the citywide Groping While Jogging competition. Think you have what it takes, Jackson County? How about you, Platte? (You’re not even allowed to compete, Wyandotte.) … Continue reading
Fire-Safe Cigarettes: The Crystal Pepsi Of Lung Cancer?
Area smokers whine about bad-tasting death sticks: Fire-safe cigarettes have smokers doing a slow burn “They’re horrible. I’ve been waking up with headaches, body aches, coughing like I’m hacking up a lung,” said Jamie Bartlett, 21, of Grandview. “I just … Continue reading
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Kansas City Patriots Rush To Rep. Shouty Shouterson’s Defense
So did you watch President Hope’s big health care speech last night? If you did, then you know the real story — at least according to our always vigilant Fourth Estate — was the outburst by South Carolina’s Joe Wilson, … Continue reading →
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