Category Archives: Music
Trace Adkins’ Opening Act Mostly Consists Of Envious Sidelong Glances At Toby Keith
So last night Toby Keith brought his Xenophobia ’09 Tour to the Sprint Center, and if the woman next to me at J. Crew today was to be believed, it was “ohmygod so good.” Read Tim Finn’s evenhanded review here. … Continue reading
Older Bespectacled Woman Elbows Aside Tweens, Rushes To Greet A Jonas
This is a photo (via the Star) from last night’s Jonas Brothers concert at the Dying Wireless Company Center. What’s with this lady with glasses? Is she someone’s chaperone? And how about the Meg Ryan lookalike on the left, proudly … Continue reading
Jason Whitlock Pens Sprawling Profile Of Rapper You’ve Never Heard Of, Somehow Avoids Subject Of Rump Preference
When last we encountered our pal Jason Whitlock — the buffoonish, self-caricaturizing, painfully untalented Star columnist (and prominent oversharer) — he was offending just about every woman in America with a befuddling column-cum-personal ad that truly spanned the craziness spectrum. … Continue reading
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Cocksure Young Lads Audition For Musical Based On Most Overrated Movie Of All Time
Sometime later this year, a musical based on A Christmas Story will appear in our hallowed city. Now, when you mention this movie to most Americans, you receive some kind of nostalgic sigh based on idealized memories of youth. But … Continue reading
DJ Jazzy Jeff: ‘Cordish Just Don’t Understand’
So the city is all atwitter over the bizarre events occurring at the Power & Light District this past weekend, where seminal (maybe?) 90s hip-hop “star” DJ Jazzy Jeff was apparently booted off stage by the Cordishstapo, those enforcers of … Continue reading
Toby Keith To Bring Rockin’, Foreigner-Hatin’ Good Times To Sprint Center
Hey! America’s favorite redwhiteandblue-ophile, The Toby Keith, is coming to our fair city! In what will no doubt be the best day of the year for local xenophobes and cowboy hat aficionados, Keith will play July 31st at our local, … Continue reading
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