Category Archives: Real Estate

Bambi’s Defenders Raise Bar In Shawnee Mission Park Rhetoric Fight

Remember that little flap a few months back over the potential deer slaughter in Shawnee Mission Park? Apparently the antler’d creatures are overrunning the place (even more so than groping joggers!), and so the authorities authorized a bunch of weekend … Continue reading

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Odd Smell In South-Central KC Is Just Smell Of South-Central KC

Sniff, sniff. Hey, smell that? Something smells… weird. Like maybe… a meth house! Yeah, yeah, that’s it — a meth house! Quick, call the cops. There’s meth somewhere around 81st and Highland! Wait, what? Oh, too bad: that’s just the … Continue reading

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After Visit To Village West Hooters, Cerner CEO Reveals Why Soccer Complex Really Changed Locations

Ahem. Here we see local businessman of note Neal Patterson explaining to his frat brothers exactly why the company chose the, er, ample real estate of WyCo over the sad-sack Bannister Mall area.

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Poor, Sad Wyandotte County Can’t Even Host Own Fair

Pity the Dot. The metro area’s most notoriously crime-ridden and poverty-stricken (and all sorts of other compound adjectives you never want to attract) geographic entity has suffered a further indignity. It’s fair season, of course: the time when people of … Continue reading

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“I’ve Abandoned My BOY…er…CITY!”

According to Forbes magazine, Kansas City has abandonment issues: Indeed, the Kansas City metro area tops our list of America’s Abandoned Cities. In Kansas City, rental vacancy rates rose from 11.9% to 15% over the past year; homeowner vacancy rates nearly doubled, … Continue reading

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‘International House Of Prayer’ Brings Crazy End-Times Philosophy, Blatant Copyright Violation To Kansas City

Given that our city is already known as a bastion of tolerance, open-mindedness, and advancement of new theories, what the place really needs is a hefty dose of good ol’ fundamentalism. Wait, what’s that? We’re actually looked upon as Midwestern … Continue reading

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Apparently KC sorely misinterpreted the Feds’ gift of “Heavy Metal” for the region: KC is a candidate to store nation’s waste mercury

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Mike Hendricks Dabbles In Recession Porn

It’s become fashionable of late to take a gawking, schadenfreude-y look at those former titans of high finance and real estate whose falls have been commensurate with the collapse of that whole “global economy.” The journalistic spectacle, though, has largely … Continue reading

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