Category Archives: Religion
In Retrospect, Perhaps A Bake Sale Would Have Been A Better Way To Go
As most folks know by now, over the past week anti-abortion and pro-crazy forces were showing off their Internetz skillz by organizing an eBay auction of items in order to fund the defense of Scott Roeder, Hit Man of the … Continue reading
Filed under Crime, In the News, Law, Religion, Strange news, Uncategorized
Jesus-Hating Blue Springs Denies Sign For Local Christian School
Woe is Christianity! The oft-persecuted faith is again under assault from heartless, secular bureaucrats — those evil souls who sit in their heathen dens of government iniquity and devise new ways to keep poor Christians from celebrating their faith freely. … Continue reading
Filed under City Government, Politics, Religion
Operation Rescue Needs… Well, Rescue
Will you be the savior for Operation Rescue? No, not that savior, silly. A financial savior is what they’re looking for, given the precipitous drop in donations, membership, and positive word of mouth since that pesky lil’ murder a few … Continue reading
Local Catholic Leaders Officially Abandon Last Remaining Semblance Of J.C.’s Influence
Well. Evidently poverty, famine, war, and general evil-itude has been eradicated around these parts. Why else would professional instigators and barely-holy men Joseph Naumann and Robert Finn — ostensibly an archbishop and a bishop, though their suitability for those positions … Continue reading
Olathe Woman Trumps Health Care Opponents With Wild Misreading Of Bible
You know who hated Obamacare? Jesus. No, it’s true! The lackluster carpenter and sometime savior — curiously, also one of history’s most prominent liberals — was a committed opponent of the Big Government solution. Don’t believe us? Just ask Mary … Continue reading
Mom2Mom Examines Deep Theological Questions Through Obvious Framework Of Adult Magazines
Is there a higher power? Do humans have a larger spiritual quest on this spinning rock of ours? What lies beyond the edges of our beloved Milky Way? Tough questions all, and probably ones best left to the divinity students … Continue reading
Filed under Family Life, Media, Religion
Missouri Family Figures Prominently In NYT Article Illustrating Deepest Ills Of Religion
And lo, the Lord gazed upon his flock and said “Verily I shall make thee fishers of the gullible.” That seems to be the takeaway from a pretty disturbing article in the Times today, in which — perhaps not surprisingly … Continue reading
Independence Churches Fulfill Vision Of Jesus By Warring Over Trash Bag-Covered Logo
And lo, the lord looked out at what he had created and opted to cover it with a Glad product! That seems to be the case over in Methdependence, anyway, where the highest aims of Christianity are on proud display. … Continue reading
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‘International House Of Prayer’ Brings Crazy End-Times Philosophy, Blatant Copyright Violation To Kansas City
Given that our city is already known as a bastion of tolerance, open-mindedness, and advancement of new theories, what the place really needs is a hefty dose of good ol’ fundamentalism. Wait, what’s that? We’re actually looked upon as Midwestern … Continue reading
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