Category Archives: Royals
Royals Fans Celebrate Greinke Achievement With Stuttering, Faux-Cyrillic Signage
Man, we hope these folks kept the reciept from the Novelty Letter Shoppe…someone sold them some bum “K” panels.
Reason #6 To Continue Watching Royals: Betancourt Can Expel Baseballs From His Benchwarmer
This follows the fine tradition of Royals players not only playing like crap, but…well, you see where we’re going with this. Royals BaseBowel: True. Brown. Tradition.
Royals Fail In Baseballing, Excel In Good Ol’ American-ing
This is a photo I took myself at game 2 of today’s Angels/Royals twofer. As you can see, a Kansas City resident is proudly digging into his Sheridan’s custard in an attempt to win… a free t-shirt. Bravo, be-sunglassed competitive … Continue reading
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Underwhelming Royals ‘Hitter’ Guillen Feels Guilty Over Salary, Almost Promises To Give Some Back
Been out to a Royals game lately? If so, you know that outfielder Jose Guillen — that erstwhile slugger signed by the team to a ridiculous 3-year, $36 million contract — is hardly living up to his reputation. What he … Continue reading
KC Star Threatens Vengeance Upon Readership With Ominous Front Page Warning
Surely the intention of this headline was to urge patience for a future ball game, but it comes off as something Snidely Whipflash would say while shaking his fist after his latest plot has been foiled:
Filed under In the News, Media, Royals
Defiant Royals Aficionado Creates Saddest Fan Video Ever
KC’s hometown baseballers are not known for anything resembling “winning.” But that’s not going to stop Royals fans from spending valuable time manufacturing meticulously created videos to boost fan morale. Here’s a particularly sad one, set to the karaoke staple … Continue reading
435 South Still Poisoning Local Minds With Unreadable Prose, Mephistophelian Commercial Focus
Back in our State of the Line days, yours truly turned a mocking critical eye to 435 South, the execrably bad lifestyle magazine of Leawood and the tonier portions of Overland Park. (Olathe’s on its own, I guess.) That, however, … Continue reading
Royals Lose Again to Major League Baseball’s Most Unfortunately Moniker’d Team
Seriously, can sports media stop using the term “D-Backs” to refer to the Arizona Diamondbacks? I end up in a fit of juvenile sniggering every time I hear the nickname due to its audible similarity to another popular colloquialism.
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