Hey! America’s favorite redwhiteandblue-ophile, The Toby Keith, is coming to our fair city! In what will no doubt be the best day of the year for local xenophobes and cowboy hat aficionados, Keith will play July 31st at our local, mostly empty arena. Don’t scalp tickets to this show, though, y’hear? Toby is not a fan of law-breakers, particularly the ones from the Middle East. Details from the Star:
Country star Toby Keith brings his “America’s Toughest Tour” to the Sprint Center in downtown Kansas City on Friday, July 31… There’s a special “Hell Raiser Super Saver” deal that’s $40 for two seats.
A special “Hell Raiser Super Saver”?!? Hell, that’s the way to get us out of a recession! No credit crisis is gonna keep down the raucous fans of Mr. Keith. And I have to say, that’s quite an ambitious label to put on what is, essentially, a coupon for a crappy country show.
Of course, we can’t hate Toby completely. There’s this, after all.