Sprint Employs Celebrity Assistance In Innovative Layoff Techniques

Bad news: Every Sprint employee in this photo is a victim of the latest round of company layoffs.

Good news: Sprint was able to secure them new positions as members of Danica Patrick’s pit crew!

Danica&newPitCrew

Only catch is, they have to wear those Boost jerseys in perpetuity.

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One response to “Sprint Employs Celebrity Assistance In Innovative Layoff Techniques

  1. Ryan

    Well, at least they picked someone who has won a bunch of champio — oh, wait, that’s Danica Patrick.

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