JoCo Leads Metro Area In Sexual Deviant Cardiovascular Health

aspirationsofjocojoggersHere’s a feather for your cap, Johnson Countians: your county is setting the standard in the citywide Groping While Jogging competition. Think you have what it takes, Jackson County? How about you, Platte? (You’re not even allowed to compete, Wyandotte.) Just know that the kingdom of beige siding is out to a huge lead in this one:

Police in Johnson County are investigating whether the same jogger is responsible for groping three women in the last two weeks.

After she saw media reports on the other two victims, a third woman came forward to report that a jogger grabbed her breast, Overland Park police said today.

The third woman said a jogger groped her left breast and ran away on Aug. 2 near a park at 87th and Robinson streets, police said.

That same day, another woman reported, a jogger grabbed her left breast on a trail loop west of the Shawnee Mission Park dam.

Now we know it’s important to diversify your physical activity, sir, but must you work groping into your fitness routine? It’s a wholly unacceptable action.

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