Believe It Or Not, Criminal Not Fooling Anybody By Adopting William Katt Disguise

A Lee’s Summit man wanted on charges of abhorrent sexual predilections was found near the Texas-Mexico border last week. In an attempt to evade authorities, he decided his best chance was to sport a bleach-blond Man-Perm.  Review the first lesson from “Changing Your Identity 101,” Mr. Not-So-Smooth Criminal: either shave the goatee or dye it the same shade of cartoon blond as the rest of your hair.

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And sir — dressing as Ralph Hinkley from “The Greatest American Hero” is hardly a viable escape strategy.

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2 Comments

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2 responses to “Believe It Or Not, Criminal Not Fooling Anybody By Adopting William Katt Disguise

  1. Ryan

    That image will haunt my dreams for perpetuity.

  2. midtown miscreant

    The eyebrows were a nice touch. Maybe it’s impossible to bleach stubble.

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