Sniff, sniff. Hey, smell that? Something smells… weird. Like maybe… a meth house! Yeah, yeah, that’s it — a meth house! Quick, call the cops. There’s meth somewhere around 81st and Highland! Wait, what? Oh, too bad: that’s just the smell of the area around 81st and Highland.
A foul odor permeating a south-central Kansas City neighborhood this afternoon brought a prompt response from the fire and police departments.
But what was feared to be a possible methamphetamine lab turned out to be a lot of spilled oil and gasoline.
Alas. Nothing to see here, folks. Just a lot of spilled gasoline. You know, because that’s pretty normal.